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better off dead

-phrase.
1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.
1. Sera: Ryan is so inept and a waste of skin.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.

2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.
by Elisara January 28, 2008
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chemlight batteries

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
by living proof December 12, 2003
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better off bacon

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.
Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011
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bettercallmommy

instagram famous, known in the spam community for her performative activism, racism, preying on younger members, and blaming COVID deaths on BLM protests.
The way bettercallmommy perpetuates conspiracy theories against black people is disgusting
by ladychinaberry April 6, 2021
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Spazz in the batter

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.
Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.
by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011
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Social battery

A metaphor for a persons capacity to intermingle with groups of people in one setting.

Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.
I couldn't stay at the event for more than 20 minutes because my social battery dies quickly.
by Llorona May 24, 2017
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Twitter Dude: My Grandma just died
Random Guy On Twitter: Ratio+You Fell Off+ YB Better
by Adifiddid October 29, 2021
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