A player in an online game who displays such a profound lack of intelligence, awareness, or skill that they are indistinguishable from a poorly programmed AI bot.
Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake
Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots
Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm
Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions
May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior
Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake
Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots
Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm
Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions
May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior
"I watched a bort yesterday spend his entire gold savings on 400 wooden spoons, then try to build a house with them."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."
by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025
Get the Bortmug.