Boring person

Usually, it's not the "quiet guy" as some may suggest, but rather it's the person who rambles on, and on, and on, and on, talking about what ever interests him, instead of making conversation a two way endeavor. Rarley does this person ever take the time out to ask a question about what you, like, but rather continues rambling on about their life. Boring types may not always show these qualities, but are usually people who lack charisma or charm. Boring also includes people who rarley have anything positive to say regarding other people, but instead ramble on and on about how people have done them wrong, or talk about the flaws of others. Mistaken are people who lable "private," or soft-spoken types as boring, as these people, often can smell out those who are just being nosy, have hidden agendas, and don't really want to get to know them.

Person A: That quiet girl is SUCH a boring person. Ugh, like everything is so one-sided!
Person B: Are you sure she dosen't think YOU'RE boring? It sounds like you talked her head off, some people take more effort to get to know because people can be so shady.

by Aparaceu June 30, 2016

boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010

boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

Boring Brad

A guy so utterly boring that the mere mention of his name causes people to immediately pass out.

I hope Boring Brad won’t be there. Guy he’s talking to falls flat on his face asleep

by Pete Timmers November 14, 2021

Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

by xmonkey September 23, 2010

boring mother

some person that don't let you do some simple things or criticates all things you do.

wooow, that waitress, she's a boring mother, she don't let me acess my facebook on tablet menu.

by afonsopj November 10, 2012

boring ass

Really really really ridiculously boring.

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005