i'm bored

what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.

Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960

Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it

Josh: dude, i'm bored.
Kevin: deal with it, you douche.

by Kevin1212 January 27, 2007

bored

me looking up random shit on this site for the past 15 minutes

damn im fuckin bored i should get off this damn site and go do another pointless mind numbing thing on this computer

by nikki February 16, 2005

porn bored

Having so much time alone that you have watched all of the free porn online that you like and don't even feel like it anymore.

David: Wow man, you had the whole day alone! What did you do?
Alex: I got so porn bored. I just feel really gross right now.
David: Bro, I know what you mean.

by MAHSPACEBARISBROKENKTHNXBYE May 22, 2009

Boredom

Why I come to this site.

Me: I'm bored as all hell...
Friend: Go check out urbandictionary

by amongtheomegas December 8, 2004

I'm so fucking bored

When you've watched every video, read every book, every fanfiction, played every game that has sparked your interest even slightly - to a point that you've considered TALKING to your family. You've listen to all your song playlists, tried conversing with friends but nothing is working - nothing is bringing you out of this state.

"Fuck dude, I'm so fucking bored! I've got literally nothing else I can do right now and it's so damn frustrating!"

by Jay-Is-Incredibly-Bored February 14, 2022

boredom

The only reason I am writing this definition.

kid 1:God I hate boredom.
kid 2:yeah, me too.
Kid 1:lets go write something on urban dictionary!

by hankhillasateenybopper September 7, 2012

I am extremely bored

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo bored ;~;

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by Foxery =w= August 1, 2019