Booning

A deliberate delay of completing a necessary task at a slower rate than is necessary.

Zavier claimed nick was booning during a quarters game while he told a childhood story in order to delay the inevitable progression of the game

by Savagedr.phil July 31, 2020

Strip Booking

flipping through a girls pictures on facebook real fast while listening some techno music, so as to give the illusion that she's stripping

Dude, did you see Sarah's mobile uploads album? I was rockin some david guetta and totally strip booking it last night.

by mydogatemyspacebar January 6, 2010

Bog Booking

The art of using Facebook on your laptop or mobile phone while using the toilet. Caution is advised however when doing this as my own mobile ended it's life during a particularly extended bog booking period by attempting to escape through the toilet.

Oh my god I'm so multi talented. I've just been bog booking you for the past hour.

by TheRealDean August 6, 2011

booking the cooks

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.

Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.

by enjuneer November 13, 2003

Bronking

A game where you try to get a physical letter delivered to the most ridiculous (preferably made up) name possible.

The challenges of Bronking are twofold.
The first is that if the name is too ridiculous, a human mail sorter may reject the letter as garbage (which it is). Automated systems tend to not filter mail so effectively.
The second is making up a ridiculous name that fits the above criteria of not being too fake sounding.

Techniques include sending back credit-card 'junk mail' with the desired name filled in, in place of your own. However in bronking circles, this is frowned upon, as these systems are automated. (see above)

Invented by Dr Todd Gonzales of Townsville, Australia and named after the original 'recipient', Dr Kendall Cotton Bronk.

Protip: Most names sound better with a 'Dr' in front of them.

Guy 1: I just thought of the best bronking name, 'Mr Richard Poopenmyer'.
Guy 2: Na it's too fake, how about 'Dr Friskard Folper'?
Guy 1: How about 'Mr Phillip Urbon Dickary'?
Guy2: That's better, now you're getting it.

by wi1d3 January 9, 2010

Booking Up

When one engages in sex chat via facebook chat. Oftentimes dirty pictures are exchanged as one describes the details of the fantasy sexual encounter. If one so chooses, participants may masturbate while doing the one handed typing/clicking move typical of online porn perusing.

"Dude, I totally booked up with my ex last night. It was hot." "I didn't know that booking up was cheating!" "My mom totally walked in on me when I was booking up with Susie."

by muzykchik January 3, 2010

Booning the conversation

when a few people are carrying on a casual conversation about a predetermined topic, and a friend who isn't paying attention intentionally tries to steer the convo in a completely different random and possibly embarrassing direction.

Bob - How much overtime did you get this week?
Tom - Only two hours. Sucks cuz I have bills due.
Bob - Plus Christmas is coming up.
Tom - yeah.
Dave - Yeah, so I wasn't impressed by Avatar at all.
Tom - Thanks for booning the conversation, dude.

by TheNoltenator August 27, 2010