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Bombay Bum

A mild to medium case of 'the shits' following a medium curry the night before. Another symptom is poo that resembles Bombay-Mix.

A worse case would be Karachi Crack or Rhino-Eye
"Whoooaaaah! That feels like I've peppered the pan. Bombay Bum again!"
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005
mugGet the Bombay Bummug.

Bombay Bottom

A nasty case of the shits, usualy contracted by travelling in India, or other far flung place, defined by Arse Gravy the consistency of a sloppy bombay madras sauce. no vomiting is usual, unlike Deli Belly which can be a "double ender"
Came back from my hols yesterday with the worst case of Bombay Bottom, my arse felt like it had been raped by King Kong
by avfools June 24, 2011
mugGet the Bombay Bottommug.

Bombay Birthmarks

The large pinkish-red blotches, present just above the knees of a short-wearing person, immediately after exiting the "crapperie", after a night of over-exuberance at the Akash Balti House.
"Sporting a nasty pair of Bombay Birthmarks there Tony".
"Yes, I know, that Jalfresi Extra Hot I had last night has gone right through me like rusty water"
by woty July 30, 2008
mugGet the Bombay Birthmarksmug.

Bombay Shuffle

Squirt some shower gel on yer baps love and give me a Bombay Shuffle
by Ralph Milne November 1, 2011
mugGet the Bombay Shufflemug.

Gordon Bombay

I need to take a Gordon Bombay. After that chick gave me a blumpkin I don't jack off no more I just take Gordon Bombays.
by Adam Finzel August 4, 2007
mugGet the Gordon Bombaymug.

Gordon Bombay

A techinque of masturbating while you take a massive shit

Popularized in the early 90's during the mighty ducks film series hence its name
Man Im horny and full, I gotta take a Gordon Bombay I'll be right back
by Russtylerhommie September 2, 2011
mugGet the Gordon Bombaymug.

Bombay Dark

When you stick 8 finger in a vagina.
Boy: guess what I did when I was 16?

Anothwr boi: what?

Boy: I put 8 fingers in a girl's vagina. A proper Bombay Dark lad.
by Proper lad#1 April 19, 2018
mugGet the Bombay Darkmug.

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