Bodega

1. A small grocery store, often found in a Spanish-speaking neighborhood.

2. In a Spanish-speaking country, a wine shop or a warehouse for the storage of wine.

1. I'm off to a bodega to buy some groceries.
2. I'm off to a bodega to buy some wine.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

Bodega Surprise

A term used for an individual residing in Brooklyn, who invites a naiive yet attractive date over for a home cooked meal made with ingredients bought at local bodegas in hopes of engaging in sexual relations. Post dinner, after the date consents to coitus and without warning, the Brooklynite inserts their index finger into the rectum of their date, and then yells "Surprise!"

At the college reunion, Lydia gave Annabel a Bodega Surprise, thus releasing Annabel's inner sexual tirgress, and solidifying their deep friendship.

by Milyannavy Manila February 15, 2009

bodegit

A crusted piece of poop stuck to ones butt, used often to insult people.

Bob, sometimes you can be such a bodegit!!

by staci January 9, 2005

bodoged

To make a highly unlikely hand on the river card of a texas hold 'em game to win a pot. Usually this is a significant hand that gives one player a large amount of chips, while the other is left with very few chips.
"Bodog" is an online poker and gambling website and is known for making draws (straights and flushes) on the turn or river card.

Man, you really got bodoged on that last card. He only had 2 chances to make his flush and got the card he needed.

by Benjamin Smith May 3, 2006

Bodega Cocktail

A cocktail made from 7 or less ingredients, all of which must be mini bottles of booze or ingredients purchased from a bodega.

Ingredients for The Lucille bodega cocktail are: 1 mini bottle Disaronno, 1 mini bottle espresso vodka, Ginger ale
Pomegranate juice, and Emergen-C (raspberry).

by buzzfeed May 22, 2012

Bodger

Someone who is over-confident when it comes to fixing something and usually creates a much larger problem. They will also blame it on an unrelated issue after messing it up.

Brad: "I can fix the toilet easily"
George: "Ok mukka"
5 mins
George: "What have you done you have made it worse. You are such a bodger!"
Brad: "Vibrations init"

by Ch1cker April 8, 2021

Beat up the bodyguard

Taken from Episode 70 of The Sopranos. Tony kicks his own bodyguards ass to show his guys that he has still got it. He shows them that he is still a tough guy. It's when you show the people in your employment that you can do anything they can AND you can do it better.

Man, sometimes ya just gotta beat up the bodyguard.

by KKirish June 11, 2010