super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 2, 2005

bluntington

Another name for the town of Huntington. An obvious reference to the ammount of marijuana consumed in the town.

We smoke mad blunts in bluntington

by Joey Pitchfork July 27, 2006

Blumkin Dunkin

The art of a woman teasing your weasel during the period of excretion, in the process you flick shit at her face like a monkey, as a result, you grab her face, and dunk it into the toilet. You can also repeat the process with a Sweet corn Surprise. Blumkin Dunkin + Sweet corn Surprise= Blumkin' Dunkin' Sweet corn Surprise

Dave boasted " She's propah nasty, she gave me a Blumkin Dunkin"
Bob responded "Fucking hell Dave, my bird gave me a Sweet corn surprise after an' all!"

by efgwehdnjcaicd March 30, 2017

Bunking

The little brother of docking, bunking is when two or more people pull their butt cheeks apart and rub butt holes together.

Man, that was some epic bunking last night.

by HkyDan7 April 20, 2011

blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

Blunket Blunken

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

Dirty Old Greg Blunpkin

when u take an exlax , wait an hour , tuck ur dick between ur legs and get ur girl to blow u from behind and then shit in her face .

I walked in my moms room and seen my mom and uncle and they were doing an dirty old greg blunpkin.i seen a smile on his face and shit on my moms

by dirt old greg November 3, 2011