toasti blud

a person who prefers talking to a younger demographic of people, also their cousin probably has a 15 incher and they brag about it. ontop of that cant cook

toasti blud can mean "i fucking want you"
"u stay talking to kids... i fucked up i admit i was horny"

by smartballer234 July 23, 2025

Baron Von Blud

Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.

"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Dale Blud

Being hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and not taking care of your own child

Me: Where is your kid at?
Friend: He’s with his mom as usual and I’m not paying no child support.
Me: Your such a Dale Blud

by IntrepidIsland July 23, 2025

G Blud

a popular rapper that came off of the streaming service, Soundcloud. As of 2022, he has 401.3k followers.

Doug: Yo where he at?
Joe: Who?
Doug: G Blud, duhhhh.

by Forqotenn March 3, 2022

Big Blud

Big Daddy

Big Blud is awesome

by ChargingPort45 August 7, 2025

Blud

A 2023 Tiktok slang. Wich also means Blood Brother.

what is Blud doing😭 Bro didnt paid the bills🙏😈🗣💯

by Gypsy knight123 August 24, 2023

What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?

A chaotic brainrot anthem that blew up in late 2025 after TikTok got its hands on it. Originally posted by some legend called cassidywahhahh2, the clip turned into a full-on meme because everyone kept singing the stupid lyrics like it was the national anthem.

Features iconic lines such as:
“What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Estein?”

The lyrics mean absolutely nothing, relying on peak 2024 slang like “blud” and “diddy” to refer to literally anyone acting goofy. Used when someone is acting strangely serious or “mysteriously smart” over something simple, usually involving a phone or calculator.

"He turned on the calculator just to add 30+37 and stared at it for a full minute — What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?"

by 1x10 November 20, 2025