bloomers

Big Ol' grandma panties; also called period panties.

The same girl stuck wearing those dead jellyfish also wears bloomers with floral designs on them.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

porn bloopers

When a porn video goes totally wrong and is fouled up by the cast.

For example: If shooting an anal scene and the woman farts, this would be described as "porn bloopers". Second example: If a blow job scene is muffed up by someone choking or biting, this would be as "porn bloopers".

by wrong sex act January 22, 2014

blozzered

A word used to describe/insult how someone looks and feels after a wipeout following a ski jump. The person who is 'blozzered' is often covered completely in snow.

'Hahaa you got blozzered'
'You got blozzered mate!'

by meeseling_bland March 13, 2009

boozery shopping

When college students go to the grocery store and end up buying more booze than groceries.

Hey guys, I just got back from boozery shopping. Let's party!

by tastynuggets21 March 18, 2014

Boozer

A person who drinks. A lot. But doesn't go to meetings(Alcoholic) or parties(Drunk).

Dude, that guy chugged a fifth of Jameson alone at his house. He's such a boozer.

by Semaj T February 23, 2020

Blooker

Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.

Karen keeps telling people she's a published author, but she fails to mention she's just a blooker.

by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020

Late Bloomer Bride

Late Bloomer Bride is a term that means a woman who married for the first time after age 40.

Married after 40? You're a Late Bloomer Bride or LBB!

by consultant12 May 4, 2010