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Bloomberg

Usually a reference to Micheal Bloomberg, the founder of Bloomberg L.P. and the current Mayor of New York City.
The say Bloomberg may still enter the 2008 race as an independent.
by nonamenoslogan January 30, 2008
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bloodfart

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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Bloodfart

A fart of blood from ones anus after vigorous anal insertion
I had me a good bloodfart after dally foot blasted my ringer
by The real J.C March 13, 2015
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Bloomington-Normal

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.
“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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Late Bloomer

People who experience a delayed heyday in their 20s and/or 30s, when they finally have the factors (social and/or job status, money, body, looks, etc.) to get laid and gain attraction/popularity among the opposite sex. These people were typically categorized as nerds/geeks back in high school.
He was such a dweeb in high school, but after graduating from Harvard and earning six figures in hedge fund, he's become a late bloomer.
by ke$ha_tiktok January 25, 2010
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Bloomsburg University

This is the place where the meatheads and the abrasive girls from your highschool decide to further their education. It is Located in Central Pa, however is littered with kids from Jersey and Philadelphia. Other then the demographic of desperately eager to party young adults, the campus is beautiful as well as the town and surrounding areas. It highly recomended for guys who enjoy beer such as Keystone Light, and girls who enjoy a good black out and a questionable rash.
Father: Son, What are your plans after highschool?

Son: I'm leaning towards not being able to handle alcohol and sleeping with girls from Jersey at Bloomsburg University.
by fatskank April 19, 2009
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Bloof

Bloof is a communal and exclusive term amongst selected individuals to express a variety of emotions, concern, disgust, and appreciation for certain observations and familiarities.
That shit was fuckin' bloof.
That kickflip was bloof guy!
I can't believe we had to write that exam today, that was bloof!
by sygmatik October 26, 2010
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