Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Bloomer

A girl's buttocks.

She did a high kick and flashed her bloomers.

by XrawrX (rawry) February 20, 2023

bloomer butter

Any vaginal discharge including the secretion after sex.

Despite being very hygenic, Susie often finds bloomer butter in her panties.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

Doom Bloomer

Someone who lights up and experiences enjoyment when talking about other people’s tragedies and misfortunes, either for attention or for the entertainment aspect of it.

Lorraine was a real doom bloomer telling everyone about how Judy’s son is sick in hospital.

by Aubergine Skye April 14, 2024