'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' 

A rare situation in chess where castling kingside may lead to an inescapable mate in 1

"I was playing a game of chess against a player when I castled 'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' by accident"

'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' by RahandG November 6, 2022

Blinding the Gods 

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

Blinding the Gods by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017

Bondering 

Bonding and wondering about your relationship with someone.

I was just bondering w/ this native chick last night. I think she's my new favorite person.

Bondering by psilocyclops May 8, 2019

Brandering 

A pun off of the words “brand” and “pandering”. When a brand with a social media account pretends to be a real person in an attempt to pander to a certain fandom in the hopes that they support said brand by, for example, buying their products.

random food brand: “omg we love harry styles so much we stan!”

an obsessed stan: “im gonna buy (insert brand name food product here) now just cause they pretend to like harry styles!”

a regular person: “silence, brand. stop brandering.”

Brandering by sendme_2themoon December 30, 2020

shit-blistering 

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.

Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."

shit-blistering by Pastor Future May 17, 2005

blendering 

Rendering a picture in your pc with blender, therefore pushing your computer to the absolute max.

Person 1: Hey why is your computer so loud?
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal

Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?

Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!

blendering by MyPenJustBroke October 10, 2017

blinding the pirates parrot 

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

blinding the pirates parrot by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009