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Blimpy

The definition of a blimpy/blimpie is not the same as a blumpkin contrary to popular belief. To perform a blimpy one must be uncircumcised. When your friend passes out, the uncircumcised skin is to be placed over the nose and their mouth is to be plugged up so that when the unwilling participant breathes through his nose it causes the foreskin to inflate. This is a true blimpy.
Why is that when a bunch of white guys hangout they always do some borderline gay shit like giving their friend a blimpy?!

A blimpy is not the same as a blumpkin! ....
by Thirdpac November 17, 2020
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Blimey

The process in which a person will convince a underage girl to go out to a secluded house for a “fun time”, then proceed to take advantage of the minors by way of alcohol.
“Hey, let’s take our blimey, horny, Epstein like behavior out to the ranch and attempt to have sex with underage girls!”

synonym: rape
by MRGUIDO December 23, 2020
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Blimey

A short word for when a person wants sexual contact used by British people of the homosexual community.
(As an example I will be using drinking)
Samuel: *drinks a shot* Another round...
Greg: Blimey! You can drink so much alcohol
by helplessnuseless August 8, 2023
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blimey

used to express surprise, excitement, or alarm.
"Blimey! How did jit just say that?"
by hermione p October 12, 2023
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blimped up

a person who gained a lot of weight
by anonymous November 1, 2023
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Slimey Blimey

When a 12 inch shit comes out of your ass at the exact same time that you cum
I went to Taco Bell, then rubbed one off to create a slimey blimey.
by A Simple Boombalatty December 10, 2017
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