Urban Blogger

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN BLOGGERs."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

Bigger Than Christmas

Generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.

Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

by SlopNChop August 21, 2017

bigger than Stuttgart

Really big, or to a large degree.

Mainly used by American military personnel stationed in Germany. Stuttgart is a big city in Germany.

Man, that is really messed up. Yeah, bigger than Stuttgart.

by sgtblondie January 10, 2022

I'm no jazz blogger

Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.

Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.

by zndnc July 15, 2011

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

One of the greatest animated films ever. The 1999 film adaptation of the series South Park. It's an R rated musical masterpiece.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?
Guy 2: No, South Park is bad show!
Guy 1: This movie is absolutely amazing, go see it!

by The Dog known as Rango March 27, 2021

bigger nigger

A big ass nigga faggot 🙏🏻💭👍🏻🙂

I seen a bigger nigger than me !!!

by Nigga faggot 🌲 October 29, 2017

ain't bigger than a minute

a person male or female who is small, skinny, frail, waif like, tiny, slim and usually sports no booty. Also looks hungry most of the time.

"That girl needs a sandwich, she ain't bigger than a minute"

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009