Beepus

My name is Beepus, I work 9-5 at a gas station. I make $19.50 an hour. I have two kids and a divorced wife. My kids visit me every Saturday and Sunday, they hate spending time with me. I have a YouTube channel for Roblox gameplay, I have 3 subscribers and one of them is my alt. I pay $1500 dollars a month in child support and am thousands of dollars in debt. I dropped out of high school in year 10 and still live with my parents. I hate my life.

Person 1: Poor Beepus

Person 2: Who's Beepus

Person 1: Beepus works 9-5 at a gas station. He makes $19.50 an hour. he has two kids and a divorced wife. His kids visit him every Saturday and Sunday, they hate spending time with him. He has a YouTube channel for Roblox gameplay, he has 3 subscribers and one of them is his alt. he pays $1500 dollars a month in child support and is thousands of dollars in debt. He dropped out of high school in year 10 and still lives with his parents. he hates his life.

by PeaceGuyz February 3, 2023

fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

da bleedin hack of ye

An Irish, inner city Dublin slang word meaning:

"The state of you"

"You are disgusting"

"Ugly" etc.

Example 1- Girl: do ye like me new dress? Just bought it in penneys.

Girl 2: no, da bleedin hack of ye!

Example 2- Boy: ugh I was so in bits last night

Boy2: I know, u shifted dat bird and da bleedin hack of her

by Daffodildo January 5, 2014

Beep beep Richie

How to tell Richie(from it) TO SHUT THE HELL UP EVEN THO IS A A CUTIE

Richie talking "beep beep richie" he shuts it

by GayBoi,RICHIE October 21, 2019

bleeding side

A band from southeast

GA with front man Tre' L

bleeding side rocks!!! I love those guys!!!

by Longdongducky October 13, 2011

Beep beep lettuce

This saying is originally from a rather obscure meme that includes Max and Ruby. At the end of the comic, Max exclaims "BEEP BEEP LETTUCE" in response to a question Ruby asks.

Essentially, Beep beep lettuce can be used as an interjection whenever one feels it's appropriate or just want to mess around with whoever they are with.

Person 1: Just grab me the Ragu from the stock room, ok Jimmy?

Jimmy: BEEP BEEP LETTUCE

Person 1: ...

by serialspongedesecrator September 15, 2017

Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.

Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.

by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011