blueberry buttcheeks

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.

Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

cherries and blueberries

when a cops lights are flashing

Ah! He's flashin his cherries and blueberries at us!

by VVeedson March 24, 2010

blueberry yum yum

chronic ass weed- the kind that makes you choke and reach an inner peace; derived from Ludacris with help from the language Jag.

"Let's get some bluberry yum yum and get high my nigga."

by Jake January 10, 2005

Blueberry Yum Yum

The weed that will knock any veteran smoker on their ass, and make the rest immobile. Smells dank, looks dank, and tastes like blueberry. Gives a very unique brain high coupled with a great body high.

- "I had been smoking on medical trainwreck and hindu kush for a month, and then when I went back to the 253 my buddy hooked me up with some blueberry yum yum and one joint knocked me on my ass for hours."

- "Me and my friend shared a blunt of blueberry yum yum and we couldn't finish it, and my friend couldn't move."

by TheChronicKingWes115 December 4, 2009

blueberry yum yum

Type of Weed made popular by Ludacris, it is a slightly hashy weed with a fruity taste simmalar to blueberry's. Better stuf (stuff *real* growers smoke) tastes more simmilar to a rough black berryish taste, also the plants are not as pale in Ludacrisis video those are probly Skunk or Dutch because blueberry forms darker shades of green/blue as it gets closer to where they bud.

blueberry yum yum? sweet heart, dont settle for weed if you want real chronic have soem of my Dutch Fire Dragon..

by John Smoker July 2, 2006

Blueberry Barrel

When one wraps their penis with a sheet of sand paper and secures it in place with a condom wrapped around the shaft. While engaging in anal sex, the friction causes the condom to gradually break and exposes the sand paper to the anal rim - which quickly bleeds and causes hemroids to pop like blueberrys.

Bill was upset after Joe gave Bill's wife a blueberry barrel. Cheating whore.

by wake1080 July 21, 2009