blaps

a piece of fake crack,anything that can be passed of as a rock to the unwary buyer

i sold em two blaps for forty and the dumb motherfucker came back and bought another

by e-z- money September 29, 2003

Blap

Blap, a sound, not to be mistaken for "blat" which is failed attempted at copying blap.

BLAP BLAP!

by TheRealBlapBlapPewPEw May 14, 2011

blapping

When a black female claps and yells at the same time. Normally this would occur when the black female is extremely fustrated. If you are getting blapped at, its not a good thing.

Twa$handa was blapping at Tequishinetta when she found out she had her hair and nails did for a date wif her Twa$handa's boyfriend.

by b-rizinsky February 01, 2013

Blap

Passing gas, a fart
The sound made when farting

Origin: First heard in 1977, upstate New York

I had Chili John's for lunch, but it really made me blap.

Dude, those beans really make you blap.

by the big blapper August 29, 2011

Blap

a Borred Slap ie. being slapped on the forehead

OMG she just Blapped me!

Shut up or i'll Blap you!

by niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccc July 11, 2008

Blap

1) BLAP is a self-defining word. Use it whenever seems appropriate, it should roll off your tongue smoothly and convey your meaning whether the listener knows the word or not.
2) CyberBLAP

I am balpping my face off right now!

+Verb blapped that last set hard!

The lights about to turn red, you're going to have to blap right through...

by Tate Slater July 04, 2011

Blapping

The act of fapping while watching bloopers of a porno

Guy1: bro that Lisa Ann bloopers was hot

Guy2: WORD Bro
Guy1: Yeah, I was blapping to it

by Tr4gic March 07, 2015