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nakera bland

Nakera Bland is fine as hell. She is very smart and nice. Nakera Bland will take no bullshit don't get on her bad side. She is very loyal to her friends and will turn your frown upside down
Jimmy: damn do you see the new girl
John: yeah that's Nakera Bland

Jimmy:she fine as hell
John:don't get on her bad side
by Ushsjsodmlsjs November 1, 2018
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Bland umami

A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.
She's such bland umami
by sachikatdare July 26, 2015
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Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
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Madi Bland

The biggest slut you will ever meet.
by fiuebjfnd March 4, 2016
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Arial Bland

The scientific term for the condition where your eyes and brain stop focusing on text properly because the font used is not very good.

Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.
"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!? STOP XEROXING YOUR ARSE WITH THE OFFICE PHOTOCOPIER!"

"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."
by Oni-91 February 4, 2010
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