Bland

A dad who has a cult called "Bland's Boys"
people need to stop using Blands name in vain tsk tsk tsk
by gordunt January 06, 2022
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Bland

dad who has a cult called "Blands Boys"
i'm sick and tired of people using Blands name in vain
by gordunt January 06, 2022
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Vegemite bland bitch

Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.
Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch
by DW's July 11, 2016
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bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners
His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland
by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009
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Bland Identity

When someone/a company creates a new brand identity and it is boring and blah (bland) - doesn't do anything for the brand and is pretty much worse than the brand was to begin with.
Customer 1: Did you notice the new logo for that computer store.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.
by DaveMK March 02, 2010
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Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 07, 2020
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Madi Bland

The biggest slut you will ever meet.
You know Madi Bland? That sucks!!!!!!!
by fiuebjfnd November 30, 2015
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