A state of intoxication when you know that you are TOO drunk already, but you also know that there is still a lot of alcohol in your system that hasn't hit you yet so you are going to get MORE drunk and there's nothing you can do about it.
When I left the club last night I realized I was way too drunk, but I'd just had those last 2 shots, so I knew I was in the black hole. I just wanted to get home and sleep thru it.
I was black holing so bad when we left the club. I have got to stop drinking earlier in the night.
I was black holing so bad when we left the club. I have got to stop drinking earlier in the night.
by akaDeAnne April 3, 2011
a rare birth condition; a black hole is when someone's vagina/anus can fit the equivalent to a watermelon or 69 dicks
Bitch 1: Ehmegawd she's such a whore
Bitch 2:yeah she's got a fucking black hole in her panties
Bitch 1:mm-hmm they don't make tampons big enough for her pussy
Bitch 2:yeah she's got a fucking black hole in her panties
Bitch 1:mm-hmm they don't make tampons big enough for her pussy
by totallynotarapist69696969 March 14, 2017
The vagina of a woman who has so much sex that everytime she spreads her legs, she turns into a vaccume
Guy 1: Damn i'd fuck michelle but i heard she had a black hole.
Guy 2: I heard that everytime she spreads her legs for a guy he gets sucked up and never returns.
Guy 2: I heard that everytime she spreads her legs for a guy he gets sucked up and never returns.
by Bacon1323 December 10, 2016
the black hole is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!
by hey what r u eating May 24, 2005
by oTurtlez May 19, 2011
When a girls ass is so gaping that when you look at it, it looks like a black hole. It consumes anything that goes in it
by ItzzzNate October 5, 2012
A sexual practice where a small penny chew or piece of candy called a BLACK JACK is inserted into the anal passage and sucked out for oral stimulation and anal gratification. The black chewy sweet is placed and removed by the partner's tongue. The black colouring in the sweet leaves a black stain - hence the term black hole (as a hole is commonly know in parlance and UK slang as an Anus).
What did you do last night?
Oh nothing much, just fooled around
Oh yeah
Yeah, but I gave Robb a Black Hole
Oh wow
Yeah we went through a whole packet of them - he has a hungry bum!
Oh nothing much, just fooled around
Oh yeah
Yeah, but I gave Robb a Black Hole
Oh wow
Yeah we went through a whole packet of them - he has a hungry bum!
by Uncle Badger May 15, 2006