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Black Holed

To exposed ones anus to an unexpecting victim by the spreading of the ass cheeks.
Dude the other day I was going up the stairs and when I looked up I got totally black holed.
by oTurtlez June 12, 2011
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Blackhole sun

Soundgarden's best known song. Also, the best "Fuck the world" song ever written.
Hang my head, drown my fear, till you all just dissapear
Blackhole sun won't you come and wash away the rain.
by Wtf donut August 6, 2009
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youtube blackhole

where you go to youtube expecting to watch the video you went there for, but you then proceed to get lured into clicking on video after video from that damn "related video" side bar until you are fully hypnotized by youtube. and before you know it, hours have past and you sit there saying to yourself "how the hell did I go from watching puppies to chicks kicking hobos in the balls?"
Bob; yo dude why didnt you text me back last night?
Me; Sorry bro, i got sucked into a youtube blackhole and before i knew it, it was 4am.
by yungbl00d January 30, 2014
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blackholed

When someone, usually after some type of romantic encounter, chooses to look two inches above your head to avoid eye contact as if you are a black hole.
"So I saw Alex walking to class and he completely blackholed me."
by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009
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Holding back the flood

Where a man delays himself from cumming so that he can last longer for his sexual partner
Partner: Sam your taking a while to cum
Sam: Dont worry love I'm just holding back the flood for you
by Flaming Sambuca December 13, 2010
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Alabama Blackhole

When two guys are doing the same chick in the ass at the same time and the'yre all cousins.
Guy 1: You hear about Dayrl and Bill?

Guy 2: Ya i heard they give their cousin cindy the old alabama blackhole
by mrfleshwound July 4, 2009
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drama blackhole

In reference to a person that attracts drama with the strength of a black hole. Especially if it's about interpersonal issues.
"My ex has turned into a total drama blackhole! She's talking trash to my friends!"
by thegoodex November 23, 2009
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