A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X.
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"
Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday.
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......
by John Marwin September 24, 2004
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He is not regarded by many to be the hottest member of either band, accolades which are often given to Charlie Simpson of Busted and David Williams of Son of Dork, but is often credited as being the creative force behind both ventures, which is, or should be the real crux of his fame.
His bands' music is often followed by young teenagers who often think they are being "rock" or "punk" because they listen to it, which couldn't be further from the truth. Neither band were punk or rock, they are Pop just thankfully a very different version from Britney Spears
He is not regarded by many to be the hottest member of either band, accolades which are often given to Charlie Simpson of Busted and David Williams of Son of Dork, but is often credited as being the creative force behind both ventures, which is, or should be the real crux of his fame.
His bands' music is often followed by young teenagers who often think they are being "rock" or "punk" because they listen to it, which couldn't be further from the truth. Neither band were punk or rock, they are Pop just thankfully a very different version from Britney Spears
Girl: James Bourne is sooooooooooo gorgeous I'm just gonna like die!!!!
Me: Calm down love, stop freaking out and actually listen to the music, for God sake
Me: Calm down love, stop freaking out and actually listen to the music, for God sake
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Deriving from swedish and islandic, the Name Björn originally meant 'bear'.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.
OMG! Björn boned me all night with his huge cock until we had to stop because the neighbours complained about the noise.
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Get the bourneville boulevard mug.The thrill that men (often those over the age of 35) derive from watching the Jason Bourne Trilogy films.
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v. To have someone suddenly appear behind you.
v. To have someone suddenly appear behind you.
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He's a protector and a great friend and father.
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He's a protector and a great friend and father.
Ps: Bjorn Is the only perfect being on this earth.
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