Quite possibly the greatest city in the continental USA. In Binghamton it never rains and the sun always shines down upon you. You would be hard pressed to find a day throughout the year where the temperature falls below a serene 70 degrees. Situated in the extravagant Southern Tier of New York Binghamton's location is one of its greatest features. With only an hour drive to Elmira, New York or Scranton, Pennsylvania you simply cannot go wrong. The towns folk in Binghamton show hospitality that even the south cannot compare to, whether it is to cheer you on as you run by their houses or to come into your home and personally take your recyclables, they simply do it all. The only downside to Binghamton is that it puts other cities to shame.
In Binghamton anything is possible if you believe.
by Mat8754 April 10, 2008
Binghamton's existence does, indeed NOT depend on the vaste wasteland of human minds on the Vestal Parkway and never has! The city would be very glad to send the rude, obnoxious, spolied-brat children of "Looonnngg Eyeland" and "Noo Yawk" back to the rat-hole metro area where they came from!
Don't deceive yourselves! Binghamton is a fine place to live, except when the Suny-Loonies arrive in August!
Don't deceive yourselves! Binghamton is a fine place to live, except when the Suny-Loonies arrive in August!
by Herman Winkerbean March 01, 2006
A city in upstate New York thats known for being one of the most depressed cities in America. There are three types of inhabitants in Binghamton. The drug dealers, the snobby long-island kids, and the baby-boomer adults that look like theyre being dragged down to hell as they walk. If you walk outside at night you're likely to see a combination of all three unique species. There is like one college in the area. Its LITTERALLY the only reason why the city isnt a ghost town. The college is composed mostly of rich city kids from new york and long island. Theyre probably here for punishment because Binghamton is an actual hellhole. Did i mention that the city is radioactive because IBM started here and burried all their computers in the ground. When the sun comes out in this asswipe of a city the citizens rejoice because we are all viamin d deficient. If were lucky the next time the sun will come out is during the second coming. Binghamtonians like to get their entertainment from one of our many parking garages colapsing. We also enjoy watching the only weatherman in the area, Howard Manges, get excited about cold fronts.
by Asupercooldood December 09, 2017
Binghamton is a shitty moderate sized city in upstate NY. It's full of arrogant college students, that think they run the town. The college students think they pay for this city? Without them we would be a ghost town? I would love to live in a ghost town, rather than a hateful place full of drunken asshole college kids. As for the races around here, blacks and whites are the majority, and the local black population makes this town even more difficult to live in. They want to be gangsters? LOL Gangsters = Niggers! I've had kids who thought they were gangster throw rocks at me... ROCKS FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! I chased those little bastards down front street screaming at them, yelling " I WILL FUCKIN KILL YOU!" .... So yea, Binghamton, is a shit hole, the college students don't make it any better, and In my opinion all the "Gangsters" should be spending their time riding us of the asshole college kids, rather then harassing the white locals.... ITS TIME FOR REVOLUTION, THE APOCALYPSE DRAWS NEAR, AND SO DOES THE DEATH OF MANY!!! I AM PETE VON HOLLE , AND MY MISSION IS TO DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!
Binghamton Bing Binghamton University
by PeteVonHolle March 11, 2011
Place which I refused to go to school in simply because of it's "in the middle of nowhere"-ness. Also apparently home to "Binghampton City Gangster Unit" who apparently think they're gangsters, although they're prolly football players who like to drink beer and fight in drunken rages. Probably the same type that get lost in Yonkers and piss in their pants when facing a chrome piece.
by d-block October 28, 2004
A public university in Up-state New York that is filled to the brim with people from Long Island. The school is notorious for having "frats" that are no more than a group of ambiguously gay men living together that like to invite high school girls over to "party."
It is known to provide a good education, if one can survive the long islanders, new york citiers, and "frat" boys.
It is known to provide a good education, if one can survive the long islanders, new york citiers, and "frat" boys.
-Yo look at that kid over there buying those high school girls drinks with his mom's credit card... He must go to Binghamton University
by cowssssssssssssssss February 23, 2009
by Joe February 09, 2004