Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

Lard Blimp

1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.

2. Blimp that carries lard.

3. Michael Moore

"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"
"No son, that's just Michael Moore."

by Agressor May 17, 2006

Blimp Sex

Verb: Sexual intercourse with a flying vehicle filled with a lighter than air gas. (zeppelins, dirigibles, and of course blimps)

Jonathan loved his blimp, Humphrey. He wanted take the next step and engage in blimp sex with his beloved.

by blimp humper December 10, 2012

blimpy

Fat or overweight or plump, especially in reference to a fat chick or big tits.

Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.

by PMax March 15, 2008

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

blimpin

The practice of going out with the explicit intention of picking up fat girls. This is common in a large group of men during a heavy night of drinking.

We're going blimpin tonight.

by Jose L. Garcia December 2, 2005

Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009