Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018
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“Is that when they hold the bunt for you?”
“Yeah it got me feeling homosexual”
“Is that when they hold the bunt for you?”
“Yeah it got me feeling homosexual”
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To "do" someone; to have raunchy sex with.
(Named after Justin Bieber, because his last name sounds like a very dirty verb.)
(Named after Justin Bieber, because his last name sounds like a very dirty verb.)
by YPTLMD June 16, 2010
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Beibering (verb) is what happens when our friends leave their Facebooks up (ie on the computer or cellphone) and we go on their page and post a funny status about a celebrity that is usually undesirable, as punishment for leaving their page unattended and vulnerable.
Beibering (verb) is what happens when our friends leave their Facebooks up (ie on the computer or cellphone) and we go on their page and post a funny status about a celebrity that is usually undesirable, as punishment for leaving their page unattended and vulnerable.
Dude! Scott left his FB page up! Let the Biebering commence!
Scott's Status: Mmmmm... Gimme some of that Bieber... Sexy little thang
Scott's Status: Mmmmm... Gimme some of that Bieber... Sexy little thang
by Conundrum08 May 6, 2011
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also see: killing birds or killing a hawk
also see: killing birds or killing a hawk
by Mclean 3 north May 3, 2011
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You got to stop biebering every weekend. You'll end up in the slammer.
Let me be free! You don't know the pain I've suffered! I grew up in Canada for God's sake!
Let me be free! You don't know the pain I've suffered! I grew up in Canada for God's sake!
by gnostic 1 February 1, 2014
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