by Bepsi Queen June 10, 2020
Get the Bepsi mug.A Bessie is that b. She is your sunshine and you will do anything for y’all’s Bessie. She is so like you but unlike you in everyway and she will take a bullet for you while you would jump off a cliff for her. Anyways I just wanted to say ily 😘 to mah Bessie
by thisiswhomadethis <3 September 19, 2021
Get the Bessie mug.A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
by YesOkCool May 22, 2018
Get the Crazier than a bessie bug mug.Often an old t-shirt, however any semi absorbant textile material will suffice. The bedside rag is kept beside your bed and is used for cleaning up the goo after you have shamefully loved yourself. There are several methods which can be employed when using the bedside rag. a)goo on your hand and wipe onto the rag, b)goo onto your stomach (could involve snail-trail-slime) or my favourite which is least messy c) put the rag on your stomach and goo straight onto it, this needs no after-goo clean up so you can go straight to sleep. This invention allows for the moment of bliss after gooing to kept on into the night, however it is best to throw it out after a while as it gets a bit mucky, and you have to start thinking of excuses why you've got an old stainfilled mickey mouse t-shirt next to your bed (see e.g).
mother: "whats that doing there, its been there for months, and it looks pretty dirty"
you; "dont worry mum, thats just an old art t-shirt of mine which gets glue on it every now and then"
girlfriend;" errrgh, what the hell's this"
you; "i have absolutely no idea, must be hunting season i guess?"
mate;"yo, homedogg what in fashizzles name is this, it looks like it's straight outta compton, f'shaw"
you;"no sweat bruv that just be me bedisde rag"
you; "dont worry mum, thats just an old art t-shirt of mine which gets glue on it every now and then"
girlfriend;" errrgh, what the hell's this"
you; "i have absolutely no idea, must be hunting season i guess?"
mate;"yo, homedogg what in fashizzles name is this, it looks like it's straight outta compton, f'shaw"
you;"no sweat bruv that just be me bedisde rag"
by Rob Lewis March 16, 2005
Get the bedside rag mug.Very amusing girl who can sometimes be really crazy but in a good way. A bessie is always very suportive of your decisions altough she does occationally laugh at them. Also really likes babies so watch out.
Look at her go! She's a real Bessie that one.
Mother 1: "Did you see that Bessie!?"
Mother 2: "Yes! she tried to steal your baby!"
Mother 1: "Did you see that Bessie!?"
Mother 2: "Yes! she tried to steal your baby!"
by Poisedon(GodoftheSea) November 5, 2011
Get the Bessie mug.Bay Area asian girl. Typically of Vietnamese descent but not limited to it. Mostly found within Man Jose as this is where the ratio of male to female is skewed, allowing them to act like they're the hottest shit you've seen walking through Valley Fair.
Baysian usually denotes an Asian of Vietnamese descent, who looks like she just got off work at the local coffee shop. Will also typically have blonde hair or blonde/brown streaks within her hair. Absolutely wears fake eyelashes. Generally will do her eye makeup to reflect a smokey look, giving onlookers the impression that she is exotic and hot. Not uncommon to have a nose ring and a cakeface, equipped with a Louis Vuitton handbag. Fake nails done, hair done, everything did. They can be found throughout San Jose, but typically reside in East Side San Jose riding with their male counterparts, the Viet gooks and ricers. Viet gooks typically will be outfitted with Buddha chains, affliction shirts, and throwback slick-back 90's hairstyle. They often wear Rock & Republic jeans or Sevens for All Mankind. Their drink of choice is Heineken for beer, Hennessy for hard. You can find them at the local coffee shops as well, typically with their Hondas and Acuras that they've been riding since high school, unless they've grown up and upgraded to a G35 or 3 series BMW.
by ESSJViet4Lyfe January 21, 2011
Get the baysian mug.The greatest artist of our time. A brilliant master of the macabre and surreal. Died in February 2005. Mad props, and great respect go out to him and his family.
by floaterbo July 19, 2005
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