Big Bertha

The fattest female teacher in every school who makes class entertaining by her comedic weight, but whom is completely unaware of the numerous jokes which occur reguarding her gargantuan size each lesson.

May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.

For example, in mathematics:
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.

by The Prophet Muhammad's mum November 28, 2009

berdoo

Slang for the city of San Bernardino. Mostly used by people who live in the city.

"Everyone knows that berdoo always has the best weed."

by 195677453 July 27, 2005

bert morg

Extremly unco, clumsy and a tad downs.

Joe: *pouring milk into cereal bowl*
Alex: Got enough milk there?
Joe: *Drops milk carton, spilling milk everywhere*
Joe: Oops
Alex: You're an absoloute bert morg, you know that right?

by NamibianPrince January 10, 2017

berdale

Is a house

He went into the berdale

by Lucy t February 26, 2017

Berted

to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day

Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.

by Neroli119 May 14, 2017

Casual Beatdown

If you do not wish to hurt the person severly, you would give them a Casual Beatdown.

Person 1 - Are you coming?

Person 2 - No, i dont want to!

Person 1 - If you don't move i will give you a casual beatdown.

by KelseyBarakitten May 15, 2009

Chabby Bert

A smoking hot man with a mega shlong and amazing taste

You are a Chabby Bert, hand me your cock

by BoobLoverJing January 13, 2021