bent bert

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

bent carrot

Another term for Peyronie's Disease, a treatable (albeit embarrassing) condition that causes a man's erection to curve unnaturally. Most often associated with Xiaflex, a medication used to treat Peyronie's.

It's perfectly normal to have a bent carrot, but an unusual bend or bump that bothers you may be a sign of Peyronie's Disease.

by The Carrot Man December 25, 2021

BenThePopularCharacterYouBetOnInLoreGame??????

BenThePopularCharacterYouBetOnInLoreGame is a popular character you you bet on in the roblox game Lore Game. He is said to have put user Homescapey previously known as greenhopper1223 in a debt that he had to get out of. This is in correlation to the "February 22, 2022 Ben incident" where after user SinisterOne said "We need to ask ben" and user tylerblaketb replied with the following words "Ben, the popular character you bet on in Lore Game??????". Little to his knowledge this string of words would be popularized by the members of the HowToBlox Official Discord Server and would soon become a popular and famous joke used by said members.

Person 1: i have prostate cancer
Person 2: like benthepopularcharacteryoubetoninloregame??????
Both participants: *laughing hysterically*

by Sinister0ne March 6, 2022

the bentley nig

1) the shuttle that goes between bentley university and harvard square.

Yo i gotta pay my bookie in harvard square. You tryin to take the bentley nig with me?

by sumbird April 9, 2009

Bente

Bente is a beautiful, loving, smart lady. She is nice to a lot of people but when they do something wrong, she will end the friendship.

Meet my friend Bente!

by aaltje November 15, 2020

bent copper

A "bad" cop; a "dirty" police officer.

He's got a dozen excessive force complaints. Look up "bad cop", and you see his picture. That officer is real bent copper!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

Bent like Trent

(adjective) Whenever a person makes an obviously unwise business decision that will undoubtedly bring harm to them in the immediate or not too distant future.

Robert's fucking out there, the fucking piece of shit is bent like Trent and ripping everyone off he can, slinging that fake H that's already put a few cats down for the count. He's gonna end up deep-sixxed sooner rather than later, and that's probably for the best.

by Nikki Stixx May 21, 2021