Besmirch

To sneak up behind someone, then proceed to jump up and grab the victims head in one or both hands and then using momentum push the victims head into their own crotch. Popularized in the early 2000's in Southern California.

Dude I totally besmirched Paul. He was drinking a soda when I did it so it was even better.

by Username_Taken January 7, 2010

Bembridge

A large village on the isle of wight, well known for large harbour, and down from londons (DFL) often sighted here.
Another key feature is the consitantly crap public transport especially the buses. Even rarer on sundays

Why are there no buses here? I feel like i should be in Bembridge

Why are there all these 4 by 4s here, feels like Bembridge

by alan alan December 27, 2006

bemis

A name for the toilet on those sloppy drunken nights

"How was your Friday night?"
"I spent most of the night with Bemis"

by Breanne November 16, 2004

downtown beirut

A situation that is totally unbearable. The term does not refer to the current war in the Middle East but the one in the eighties.

Etymology: A derivation on the work "brutal," which became "brutes," then "Beirut" then "Downtown Beirut."

"Downtown Beirut" is "brutal" to a whole new level.

Katie: "I have zero dollars right now. Not only can I not pay my rent but I can't afford my yeast infection medication. My life is brutal"

Barb: "Dude, I can't pay my rent and my husband's having a manic-episone because we can't afford his anti-psychotic medication. I'm living in Downtown Beirut."

by barbsketch October 4, 2006

besmirtch

A very sexy man with an insanely large... ego.

That Besmirtch asked Milla on a date, but she slapped him in the face.

by JelloKitty October 27, 2003

beaird

Sexy true stable man with a loving heart.

He's a beaird.

by oiayeoty984ty98hahcuihiheafh October 10, 2016

Bemily

When your friends make a nickname for Emily and Bryson even though they're just friends.

- Did you hear about Bemily?

- Yeah, someone said they were just friends.

by Thomas42069 June 8, 2018