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Beijing Bar Mitzvah

The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.

After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.
Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.
by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008
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Beijing Carwash

When a female douches with bleach in an attempt to have back alley abortion of sorts.
Cashier: Hey, what's this bleach for?
Woman: Oh, you know. Got knocked up, need a Beijing Carwash.
Cashier: Bitchin'!
by Nocturnal Abortion November 27, 2006
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Beningus

Alternate spelling for biningus.
Plural form: Beningi or Biningi

It's just you know, beningus. May be used for anything and everything. Often used as a euphemism for sexually explicit terms.
My beningus is tingly.
That tickles my beningus.
Do you smell that? Smells like a beningus!
Thank you from the very bottom of my beningus.
May the beningus be with you.
by Jennifer of GLOF fame February 26, 2008
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beijing beijing

The best chinese food take out and fine dine restaurant in Ahwatukee, Phoniex. Beijing Beijing dream team runs that place and the owners are Michelle and Kirby and they dont do shit they just get their workers to do it for them.
Yoooo, Lets run down to Beijing Beijing to get some Fried Rice.....
Shrimp Fried rice fo life
Nah Kung Pao Chicken man
Check out the new Seafood menu
Dude i asked for Salmon and the lady said they sell Semen sauce.... lol
by Bronx Albo Gangsta December 28, 2005
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Beijing

A large layer of thick smog in China, it is believed that there is a city in there.
(Two people in Beijing)
Person 1 - Where are you?
Person 2 - I'm here, can't you see me
Person 1 - Of course not we're in Beijing
by yorricksfriend October 13, 2008
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beijing beef

To perform intercourse so vigorously that the female is forced to squint.
She requested a double entree platter of Beijing Beef, and I was happy to serve her up.
by WillyK March 26, 2008
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Beijing bikini

Overweight men From China's Lost generation walking around in public with their bellies exposed. These men will roll up their shirts halfway up their torsos in order to expose their distending midriffs. They do it to flex their status in society as not starving.
When I came to China I wondered why all these old men had their shirts rolled up and fat belly's exposed, but I learned that it is just a way for them to flex the status to their neighbors that they are well fed. Eventually foreigners just started calling it the Beijing Bikini and it stuck. Seriously, it's a thing, google it.
by GM1 Stingray August 18, 2020
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