beach bro

a guy who goes to the beach and wears a backwards cap, shades, and throws a football around on the beach with the shirt off, or a sleeveless shirt. Sometimes they will intentionally miss a catch so the ball lands by girls and they can flex their muscles to them.

Hey bro, you wanna go to the beach and be beach bros tomorrow?We'll totally pick up chicks

by brotime July 27, 2010

Beachaven

Only the most dope pool in Clarksville, Tn where all the female guards are bitches and a random male guard that likes to drink a lot of milk. There is no place to hide from the sun, and the water is cold as ice . Never any parking spaces so be prepared to walk a mile. Other than that.... pools clean! 5 starts !

Child 1: Barksdale blows

Child 2: I'm to drunk right now to operate

Child 1: let's skip school and to Beachaven cause its crunk as fuck there

by Minivan13 June 16, 2013

beach club

A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.

Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"

Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"

Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."

by Merriam Chubster October 23, 2013

beach buzzards

A Florida name for sea gulls.

Watch out for the beach buzzards, they'll steal your fooď and shit all over you.

by River hippie April 14, 2016

Sunday Beach

a completely "chill" state of mind. Feeling so cool, and so down to earth, that nothing else matters. The most wonderful feeling in the world. Sunday, being the most "chill" day, and Beach, being the most "chill" place, make sunday beach the most "chill" thing in the world. It feels perfect

Yesterday was so sunday beach, dude.

by Evan Lineberry January 12, 2008

muffin beach

noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing

Marco is my muffin beach!

by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009

Awkward Beached Whale

N. The ultimate in the range of awkward items or animals. An individual intending to correctly execute an awkward beached whale should lie face down on the ground and thrash their legs whilst pressed together as an impersonation of a whale's flipper. Then while doing this, the individual should rock from side to side whilst helplessly hitting the ground directly to their side with limp arms. The awkward beached whale is most successfully executed by lying on a floor, but it can also be executed on a table or chair.

Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.

*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!

1) Perfect time to do awkward beached whale.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)

Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"

Multiple people laugh and awkwardness stops.

2) Wrong time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)

Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)

Awkwardness increases and people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.

by Awkwardkingofbeachedwhales June 14, 2012