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noah beardsmore is an emo.

me:is he an emo?
everyone: duh
by gayassmf69 April 13, 2022
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Beasters

Marijuana referred to as beasters is commercial weed said to come out of british columbia, but in essence it could be coming from any part of the world where they are producing metric tons of marijuana for profit. Usually very dense due to being moist from lack of curing the marijuana, also extremely hairy and of not much substance or trichomes. The people producing this marijuana are producing and turning it over at large rates. More than likely organized crime who are using the money to fund other enterprises. ounces usually sell for anywhere from 200 to 300. sometimes youll come across some pot that looks like beaster but is cured better and has more THC and we refer to this bud as "A-sters" or "sexy beast".
Custy: Hey man you got any more of that funk from the other day?

Dealer: Na man i just re-upped and all my guy had was beasters....sorry bro...i can do them for cheap tho.

Custy: Aw man are you serious?! ewwwww! I think ill be better off just picking up some Middies and smokin' blunts.
Lemme know when the Headz roll back through aight!?
by Alice Kramden July 24, 2010
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beardstauch

its not quite a beard! its not quite a mustauche! its a BEARDSTAUCHE!
that would be a grade fiiiiiive beardstauche.
by Samass June 25, 2005
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Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.
I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.
by D Roos June 1, 2011
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Allenby Beardsley

Character from G Gundam who pilots the Nobel Gundam. She is one of the best pilots on the series, even though at first she relies upon a beserker system to fight (she gets rid of it later). Her and Domon Kasshu become really good friends in the show.
by Shawn B. October 15, 2003
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beardsley

A rather large woman that has a beard.

A mythical beast that resides in cool moist places and has 5 o clock shadow at 8 AM and is of the female species. Musk is produced in the genital regions and is the most pungent odor known to man. It has been said that the Beardsley totes a Pantry with massive quantities of high caloric food. In rare instances the Beardsley will burp or scratch at her leathery skin producing a grainy, dry sound. It has been reported that the Beardsley has more chest hair than an Italian man. Recent research has shown that uncontrollable body dandruff is also a key feature of a Beardsley.
I saw a Beardsley buying a Mach 3 Turbo today!!
by Breather February 20, 2007
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Beardslee's

The Beardslee's are awesome and hot!
by Maddie4278 January 19, 2011
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