After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.
Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008
Get the coffee beaning mug.The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.
Person 1: Ugh, my penis is so itchy.
Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.
Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.
Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.
Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.
by Ryno69 May 22, 2009
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(Bee·nee·i·za·tion) - noun
1. The hair style transformation resulting from wearing a beanie. Typically appears as a flat, glued to you head look with some hair strands sticking.
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1. The hair style transformation resulting from wearing a beanie. Typically appears as a flat, glued to you head look with some hair strands sticking.
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Beanalize (Bee·nal·ise) - adjective
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