That's realistic

A phrase commonly misused by pessimists who want to paint a negative outlook on future events and plans.

That's not salty, that's realistic.

See also:
Its not that I don't like it, I'm just being realistic.

by An Honest Black Guy December 5, 2021

Realistate

A new branch of real estate created by moneybaggyo’s gf

I want... to teach me how to do realistate

by Chicherito March 17, 2021

the realist mom

Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell

My mom is the realist mom

by Yilab klof May 22, 2017

Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile

Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(

by CyteX July 18, 2020

realistically

the most iconic word ever.
you can only do this word justice if you have a specific english accent, everyone is shite

if pronounced properly, is extremely sexy

Christy: Realistically...
Everyone: *fanny flutters*

by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 18, 2019

Realist

A word used by pessimists who think they are better than optimists

Person 1: you're so pessimistic
Person 2: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. I don't think the world is fucked, i know the world is fucked.

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.

Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”

by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020