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pork bayonet 

The penis,PORK BAYONETTER is often used to desbribe homosexuals.
"So I shoved me old pork bayonet up and......
pork bayonet by Mugwump November 11, 2004

bayonetta main 

A really retarted smash 4 player who plays bayonetta and sucks their own cock
A Byonne is a really quiet, most of the time shy around people. but once you get to know him/her they would be the wildest person you’d ever meet. They would encourage you to do really weird or crazy things. Even with a crazy personality, a Byonne is also supportive and will be there for you when you need it the most. They are usually cinnamon rolls. They usually don’t get in trouble unless someone tells on them. Byonnes love physical activities and they’ll always say yes to whatever event you’ll invite them.
Byonne was really quiet today.
Byonne by Kerzi_a September 7, 2019

Diamond Bayonet 

A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.
Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this

E-Bayoneted 

To suffer a unfortunate turn of events on the online trading community 'E-Bay'. Often involves bidding for items one does not really want, being caught up in bidding wars and being tricked into bidding for faulty or false items.
When the lifesize cardboard cutout of George Clooney which i purchased for $100 arrived in the mail, it became apparent that i had been e-bayoneted.
E-Bayoneted by Andrew Wilson October 21, 2006

Bayonetta 

A Smash Bros character used by people who don't respect themselves
Me : Hey ! What's your main character in Super Smash Brothers ?
Friend : Bayonetta sure is my favorite character !
Me : Oh man.. You want some help ?
Bayonetta by Bayonetta lover March 13, 2018