A Noun meaning horrible, shitty, or just in general bad. Usually used to describe a bad version of an original, such as "The bastardation of the song." or "The bastardised version."
by ~The Sandman~ November 03, 2007
1.The state of being after being made increasingly and unnecessarily lame.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.
by Ford Prefect November 10, 2003
1:A descriminatory word for someone you don't like, usually a male
2:old slang for A child who hasn't got married parents.
2:old slang for A child who hasn't got married parents.
by Na January 21, 2004
A superior sub-race of human beings who are born into this world though illigitimate means. This ultimately gives them superpowers. e.g. The power to be very cool, the power to kick-ass.
Scientists have predicted that the number of bastards will increase dramatically in the future and their eventual taking-over-the-world and non-bastard holocaust will occur by year 2075.
Scientists have predicted that the number of bastards will increase dramatically in the future and their eventual taking-over-the-world and non-bastard holocaust will occur by year 2075.
by John 'Bastard' Citizen July 16, 2009
by Sydney Bristow March 20, 2004
"Gday ya old bastard"! ( friendly greeting )
" He's a mean old bastard" !
(unpleasant greeting)
" Im happy as a bastard on Fathers Day" !
( extremely pleased colloq )
" He's a mean old bastard" !
(unpleasant greeting)
" Im happy as a bastard on Fathers Day" !
( extremely pleased colloq )
by herbie August 31, 2004