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Barack Obama 

The next president of the United States of America
Did you hear about president Barack Obama's awesome new policy?
Barack Obama by gerogelikesmusic October 15, 2008

Barack Obama 

The future president of the United States which will be determined in November 2008. An inspirational man who will provide the change our country needs. He will fix our broken country by ending the war, lowering taxes (for the Middle Class, not just the rich like McCain wants), build up our economy, end foreign oil dependence, fight for universal health care, is pro-equal gay rights and pro-choice, and so much more. What could be better? If elected, he will be the first African-American president in histroy. Someone to truly look up to. A great public speaker who really knows what he's doing. If not elected, well, the U.S. is doomed.
Why would I vote for McCain? Does it look like I want 4 more years of President Bush? Hell naw, I'm voting Barack Obama!
Barack Obama by C.L.S. October 18, 2008

Barack Obama 

The 44th President of the United States of America.

Hope incarnate!

Owns at Basketball.

Owned John McCain.

If stuff Bush did before his term was up blows up, like the national debt grows larger, it's currently at $10 trillion. The Rich White Conservative, Neo-Nazi, Satanist men will blame Obama for Bush's complete and utter failure.

He's half Black and half White and cool at that.
Barack Obama is his name, Hope is his game.
Barack Obama by EazyNeva March 17, 2009

Barack Obama 

Barack Obama is a democrat running in the presidential elections of 2008. He has a good chance to be the first black man to ever be president.

Unfortunately, because he is black, he get pumelled by the media for the dumbest shit. I just loooove this country.

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"HOLY SHIT, Barack Obama's white southern mom's great great great great grandfather owned a slave!"

""What a horrible man. He just paid his college parking tickets now. What has life come to?"

"His dad made him go to a MADRASSA as a child!? That makes me question whether or not hes a terrorist. He says hes a christian now, but once youre a muslim, youre always a muslim, right?"

"Oh no! He dabbled in drugs when he was a youngster! Instead of taking care of my son who is probably getting high on meth while I don't know it, I'm gong to have a hissy fit because a candidate tried to hide that he was a smoker. Surely, having such a shameful habit, he should be open with us! How can we trust him?"
Barack Obama by Sereth March 30, 2007

Barack Obama 

Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is the 44th and current President of the United States. He is the first African American to hold the office as The President of the United States of America.
To all the Barack Obama Haters, please stop the hate because this country is way better than it was 4 years ago. If you can remember that far back? Because it is... And another 4 more years means HOPE for this country going on FORWARD!
Barack Obama by YouGotNooSWAGG September 12, 2012

Barack Obama 

The 44th President of the U.S.A.

Nov 4th 2008: Dude, I just waited 2 hours at the polls to vote for Barack Obama, possibly the best 2 hours of my life.
Jan 20th 2009: That's right Obama, you rock that White House!
Jan 21st 2009: His first project, the "Presidential Residence Remodeling plan" is completed, gilding the White House with pure platinum and gold leaf, installing a 1 bajillion watt sound system, 27 jacuzzis, and growing a giant Africa-shaped garden in the back (among other changes), effectively making it "The Black House".


"Dude, I'm actually proud to live in this country now!"
Barack Obama by mickgriddle17 March 17, 2009