Bartled

Covered from top to bottom in muck

I just got splashed by a muddy puddle on way home. Hark at state of me, all bartled up!

by Kaotik_TNC June 22, 2020

bargled

Obtaining an item through casual conversation for which you show no express interest for, but deep down really want.

Paul: " Hey Dave and Phil, I found this old drill press in my garage, either of you want it?
Phil: "Yeah, I guess I could find space for it if you want it off your hands."
Dave: "Ha, seems nice, but I'll let Phil deal with it."

Phil: *Hell yes I've needed a drill press for so long, fuck you Phil. I really bargled that thing off of Paul*

by Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen II December 7, 2020

Barcledon

A young Alex Schadenberg

I hate the barcledon he is such a waste man

by Barcledon lover March 21, 2021

Barked

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.

*sends video of obama*
Person 1: DUDE WTF YOU BARKED ME NOT FUNNY!!!
Person 2: no very funny

by HelloHimemememem May 12, 2021

Barkle

Nonsense, or something that would be laughably passed off as such.

"Trickle-down economics is just sheer barkle, cut taxes to the rich and they just shift the extra money to off-shore bank accounts."

by Zed Numar July 10, 2021

barklee

When a dog is trying to lick your face but you hold them back just out of reach.

Let the dog kiss you, don't barklee him.

by Phildeeznuts November 24, 2021

Burkled

When you get so drunk you spend a thousand dollars on a mobile game.

Last night I got so Burkled, I woke up a level 98 wizard.

by ShaunsDirtyDiaper January 8, 2022