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John Barilalo

John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.
"John Barilalo, is a fat greasy scrotum."
- Friendly Jordies-
by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022
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charles barkley

the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.
Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.
by asfegf February 16, 2008
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Barkha dutt

Should I waste my time writing about a worthless woman who sold her soul? Actually she is the Panauti-in-Chief. Even the cat could not compete with her. When she crosses someone's path, there can be a storm in their life so be careful. Her appearance is very similar to that of a rhinoceros(genda). she's is a journalist to speak. But people also known her by the name of "Patalkar".
She was at the crime scene during the kargil war, breaking every law of media coverage, she entered a military area with a satellite phone which was really shocking, some soldiers died but she ran away. That's why she is also a traitor and murderer.
in 26/11 attack Her coverage was being seen live in terrorist attacks and was critical in contributing to at least some deaths.
also Her coverage of Godhra violance gave out her and NDTV's intentions. Some channels gave a balanced view, but NDTV was very active in portraying the riots as a work of Modi.
When sections of media leaked that Nawaz Sharief termed MMS as a "dehati aurat" (which i think is an offence to the hard working simple village women) B Dutt jumped to try and do some damage control. It has completely backfired, because MMS, PR people did not account for the lack of faith people have in NDTV and B Dutt following the 2G expose.
Now, I think this is enough to prove that she is a anti-nationalist Lady Gendi. ppl also call them burka dutt. MrD
Whaoh Barkha dutt she's 5th horseman of apocalypse..
Prachand panauti of India
by MR D_kaito August 4, 2021
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Baklap

'Baklap'; a person who acts like he's dumb or is dumb.

Related to: an asshole, an idiot, a moron, a 'klootviool'.

Literally translated from Dutch; 'bak'= bake(d), 'lap'= a piece of meat.
"The dirty baklap."

"That baklap stole my bike!"
by Ma(r)x November 25, 2006
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barkative

I cannot carry on a conversation with her because she is so barkative.
by Dr. Kevin Burke October 20, 2005
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metrosexual backlash

phenomenon which occurs when straight women begin to realize that perhaps men who spend more time and money on their hair/skin/clothes than they do, are not exactly what they wanted after all. Mom always said "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" and damn if she wasn't right!

Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".

This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.

Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
I used to think those pretty metro boys were so hot, but lately I find they're just too much. Damn metro's, bet they weren't counting on the backlash, 'cause I ain't got time to be with a guy who's spending more time getting ready than I am!
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
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barkhad

a black man who has a well armed dick, also extremely comforting and cute. The sexiest person you'll ever meet, just the best.
He's like Barkhad.
by södklsdgljsdgökj February 7, 2018
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