barffet

bar + buffet = barffet

A friend once told me that cash is the ultimate currency in the group birthday dinner setting. Harder to get screwed on the bill he said. Unless of course that meal is a lunch barffet at Cabaret Royale (or insert random strip club in your hood) in which case forgetaboutit. Wise man.

by DallasLawMan December 16, 2008

barffest

A Chicago bears game at soldier field.

Even though the badass green bay packers are playing at the barffest, i'm still not going.

by supacool(o)(o) September 18, 2009

baffle wof

a person that confuses people, and is very annoying/energetic. Known for there astounding skills in being such an idiot that your brain hurts whenever you listen to them.

Georgia? Wow, she is such a baffle wof.

by legend1234g September 1, 2014

baffletated

Where you're so confused on an ordeal or subject that you can't figure out why it's even happening or how it happened. That it pisses you off that it's even happening.

I can't believe this mfer!, They have me so baffletated.

by Aint4theweak April 2, 2017

bafflesphere

(n.)The place your heart and/or mind go when a friend has ghosted you. This is a temporary holding place where you can leave once healed to reintegrate mind, body, and spirit.

A piece of my heart now resides in the bafflesphere since she ghosted me and will not respond or give me an explanation.

by ceceliamc February 5, 2018

Baffler

A device used to mask marijuana smell by stuffing fabric softener sheets into an empty toilet paper tube and exhaling the pot smoke through it. Known to many as a "sploof," the term baffler was coined by the founder of Mello Music Group while living in Northern Arizona's Sedona/Flagstaff region.

"When we used to smoke in our dorm, we'd blow the smoke out the baffler."

by TheRealDonMiguel October 2, 2018

Baffle chalk

Ketamine cocaine

Mix of ket and coke.

Margaret went out last night on the wreck.

Got smashed on baffle chalk

by Margaret van-hoops October 29, 2018