Ballet

Ballet is a beautiful and graceful SPORT that takes all of your time, devotion, and effort. Ballet is usually characterized by pink, tutus, and being easy... I characterize it by bloody toes, pain, and beauty. YOu have to really love ballet to become pro, and even then you still are in pain.

Girl: So what are you doing this week?
ballet dancer: ballet
Girl: tomorow?
Ballet dancer: ballet
Girl: the rest of the week?
Ballet dancer: ballet

by Dancerbabe144 May 9, 2011

ballet

a form of dance that takes all of your time and energy. dancers of this no longer have a social life. their only friends are at their studio. always have rehearsal.

friend- can we study tonight?
dancer- sorry i can't, i have ballet

friend- are you going to the party on saturday?
dancer- nah i have ballet

by Virginia lover girl March 26, 2017

Baglets

A funny youtuber that makes videos on youtube for no god damn reason but is pretty good at it

He mostly makes animations and sometimes does bagel month

Hey have you seen the newest Baglets video?

No I haven't!

by AustinGuy5 June 16, 2021

Southland Ballet Academy

One of the best ballet schools in all of Southern California. There are so many amazing dancers who go to this studio, and they win very many competitions and get accepted into very prestigious dance programs later in life. Located in Orange County, CA and directed by Salwa Rizkalla.

Dancer 1: So where do you dance?
Dancer 2: Southland Ballet Academy.
Dancer 1: Oh I see. So you win everything at YAGP?!

by lawldancer January 23, 2011

steve barletta

A short, hairy, foul odor creature. Typically known form defecating ones said underpants do to irritable bowel syndrome

I was a steve barletta today, almost made me throw up

by The somewhat reliablethesdsdsS May 16, 2017

ballet parking

a drop-at-the-door parking method used when your date/girlfriend/wife is too much of a prima donna to walk through the parking lot in her pretty shoes.

Guy 1: Where'd you park?

Guy 2: I had to spring for ballet parking. Kate wouldn't walk through the parking lot in her new shoes.

by gmoney5 January 11, 2010

ballet

A form of dance which requires a stick-thin figure, high pain threshhold and ungodly level of fitness. Complaining is not allowed. If your feet bleed/your toes break, it's a sign that you're on the right track. You can never wear open-toed shoes again.

'I'm so hungry I could eat three lettuce leaves' - the curse of ballet. Food is frowned upon.
'Pain is your friend'

by Ruth Jeanne November 10, 2008