balkan mango rage

when an individual hears someone says the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens is a dogshit and how this individual fails to recognize the clear truth to this statement

“How dare you say that about my pookie bear. I am going to unleash my balkan mango rage”

by drakemayelover February 6, 2025

Balkan shot

A balkan shot is an act of ejaculating inside the takers vagina and then pouring a shot of rakija(moonshine) inside the vagina and then drinking it.

Hey do you wanna take a balkan shot with me?, I gave a balkan shot yesterday to Sunčica.

by Therealoneguy1 February 10, 2025

Balkan promise

A promise made between two Balkans that is guaranteed to come true.

Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

Balkan curse

Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.

Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

Balkan Ballslam

The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.

Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".

by JD_1039 February 21, 2025

Balkan Lifestyle

Type of way certain European countries' way of living.

What does Balkan Lifestyle mean?
You know Balkan, bro. We eat gyro and ride T-Max's, Balkan

by AG25 July 11, 2024

Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis

Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!

by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025