bachelor shower

An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.

I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.

by Frazer Nash September 3, 2009

Bachi

What goes around, comes around or karma

Person A: "I played a prank of my sister today, she was screaming and crying."
Person B: "Bachi going come around, watch."

by Robreezie October 15, 2006

Bachewychomp

Part of the incoherent language of retarded genetically engineered clones.

Clone Stan: Chomp chomp BACHEWYCHOMP!

by Darin Number 2 April 26, 2007

Amitabh Bachan

The most badass indian actor, basically the Morgan Freeman of bollywood.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that new Amitabh Bachan movie?

Dude 2:Who hasn't?

Dude 1: I saw it and had to master-bate to his voice, because it gave me an erection.

by Punjabijattttt November 5, 2013

Burt Bacharach

The Man. Plays Piano and Sings. Best Known for his songwriting.

Josh:The most sexiest and coolest guy on the planet is Burt Bacharach.

by Josh Duplisea July 29, 2006

Cock bach

When one is about to score with another person and then someone starts playing a song on the piano but doesn't finish causing you to ditch your acquaintance to finish the song

"I was about to score with this chick and then some dude cock bached me

by Michael Coscrocozcrov November 26, 2010

Bachelor Breakfast

The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.

Kelso dominated his scrambled eggs and bacon with only the use of a fork and a frying pan (spachela not included)... the Bachelor Breakfast of a true champion!

by M. Rinaldi May 23, 2008