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Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.
"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."
by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016
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bakkerism

Bakkerism is a philosophy and/or religion based on the collective thought of the Dutch philosopher Nicolaas Bakker, who traveled between foriegn lands and culture for much of his life, learing the traditions and rituals of many different peoples. Finally originating while Bakker was traveling in the small Asian country of Palau, Bakkerism has begun to spread throughout South America and some Southern South African countries (most notably of which would be the North Eastern parst of the former Dutch colony of South Africa).

The goal of Bakkerism is much like the aim to Buddhism, to become free of suffering. Bakkerism also advocates the principles of free thought and reaching one's own true potential.

Bakkerism is sometimes seen as a very irregular religion, due to the fact that morals are not always placed at highest priority. Many traditional Western moral ideas are also left out and often seen by many Bakkerist as somewhat primative or unrealistic. Self discipline is taught in Bakkerism through mental training and general wisdom.

Bakkerism tends not to focus on supernatural existence, as it neither denies or approves the possibilities of their existence. For this reason, many Bakkerist often partake in other religious or tribalist ideas while still labeling themselves Bakkerist.
While living in South Africa, I converted to Bakkerism.
by Mtsusit Tsori March 30, 2005
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Bakkered

Hitting a mountain after going too fast and completely losing control. Also see running out of talent.
He totally got bakkered, his car is trashed now it just sits on his driveway rusting.
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Joe bakewell

A joe bakewell is the best person you will ever meet
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Bakered

To have an object that is thrown to poke one of your eyes.
Watch where you are throwing that pencil! You almost Bakered me!
by Sir Sven II January 12, 2009
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Baseketball Cap

A hat that is so extreme in design (wether it be funny, scary, shocking etc) that it will psych-out the opposing Baseketball player into missing his shot, the varieties of Basketball Caps are limitless.
You Paul Gadd wannabie! I can't believe you psyched me out with your Baseketball Cap! Please remove your finger from my Rectal Cavity right now you jerk i know you dont own a P.H.D.
by Robby O'licious Bacon December 17, 2007
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bakehead

a stoner, one who is baked, on drugs, smoker
Damn that guy is such a bakehead. Soo stoned.
by yeyeyeyeyeyeee November 27, 2010
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