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triple bagger 

A person who is so hideously ugly and/or disgusting that to consider intercourse with them you would require a bag over their head, one for yourself just in case their's falls off, and one for your dog...yeah you're that embarassed.
Ol' Bruce is such a triple bagger that even Janie, the cum dumpster that she is, wouldn't touch him.
triple bagger by Wheelo November 8, 2005

Tennesee Double-Bagger 

The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.
That girl is so ugly, the only way I could fuck her is a Tennesee Double-Bagger!
Tennesee Double-Bagger by SlutBucket September 23, 2006

tea-bagger 

The sexual act of dangling the male testicles over the face of the recipient.
Timmy the tea-bagger decided it was time to get personal.
tea-bagger by Willy April 9, 2004

bulky bagger 

One, a guy usually, due to low self esteem or exceedingly low standards, that chooses to have sexual relations "bag" bulky bitches
don't let him drink too much. he becomes a bulky bagger and will take anything home. Last time we broke an axle.
bulky bagger by da weasel April 9, 2007

Tennessee Two Bagger 

A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..
Paper or plastic sir?

Paper. I'm going out with a Tennessee Two Bagger tonight.
Tennessee Two Bagger by Chastro D October 13, 2007

three bagger 

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."
three bagger by moof July 10, 2003