baggatarius

Like Sagittarius but for menaces

Hey my boy John over there he is smashing 10 dads a day and he’s a baggatarius

by Iwasinurmom May 4, 2022

'lactose baggage'

The HUGE, bulging titties that hang from a female dog when she has not fed her puppies for a week.

When driving around on the dirt roads in the South African East Cape Coast, you see a lot of 'mommy' dogs who have just given birth. They don't seem particularly nurturing and have their puppies hassling them for milk. The puppies have obviously developed sharp new teeth which hurt their mom when they feed...thus, the mommies have HUGE, BULGING titties!! And so, 'lactose baggage' was coined!

by kimmipooh December 27, 2009

cyber-baggage

The problems people carry on one website bought from another website for everyone else to deal with.

Person A: Arghhh, I hate the facebook crowd, that website annoys me, now show me your profile photo if I'll talk bad about you too.

Person B: Damn, you came from facebook to tell me to show me your picture, after not getting your way on facebook? You clearly got cyber-baggage from that website on you for us to deal with.

by I_am_a_loser January 11, 2015

Baggage Handler

Someone who loves to be Tea Bagged.

Ben got a job at the San Francisco airport as a "Baggage Handler" & won employee of the year for never losing anyones skin baggage

by Doyle March 7, 2004

drop baggage

A funny phrase someone named Chad (I think), on Family Feud responded to the question "A phrase that begins with 'drop'".

1: (someone says something stupid)
2: Oh, man! You just drop baggage!

by Drew June 11, 2006

baggaley

Sometimes funny, but mostly unfair indivdual. holds deoderant = complete dick

jake is such a baggaley

by Baggman June 21, 2007

baggage handler's arm

A description of the penis of a man who has overindulged in sexual self labour. As in to border on double figures for the number of times he has spanked the monkey in one day. It refers to the friction on a baggage handler's arm as it is pulled in and out of bags causing it to become bright purple and sore.

"Dude, that guy's 'played the pecker banjo' so many times today! He must have a dick like a baggage handler's arm."

by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005