Badger

Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.

Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!

by Banter Clause December 23, 2018

badge bunny

1. A female, usually of the barely legal age range, who spends her time chasing police officers and offering them her 'services' in hopes of gaining status amoung her badge bunny friends.
see also holster sniffer, most commonly found at all night resturants and gas stations.

Do you know Leslie?
Oh, you mean the badge bunny? Yeah, I've heard that she's served more cops than Dunkin' Donuts.

by nobunny October 18, 2008

Honey badger mode

When you reach the point of not giving a fuck. Usually this can be caused by multiple intakes of drugs, steady increase of disappointment, desperation, and/or frustration. Also this can also be defined as beast mode, basically meaning you are in the zone or performing at a level beyond the skill of normal men.

Honey badger mode is:

1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club

2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.

3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.

by Cruncherific December 7, 2011

Badger Spotting

Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.

The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasn’t aware of his affinity for nature.

by t pot October 6, 2009

square badger

A rent-a-cop, a security guard. From the square shape of their badges to differentiate them from real cops.

I was chillin in the condo's pool with some honeys and a sixer when the f$%#'in square badger came and gave us shit.

by jakv5 January 9, 2005

cake badger

A person with abnormally large front teeth that occasionally enjoys chewing asshole.

"Did you see how Kim was walking? Kanye must be the ultimate Cake Badger"

by ARCWhite May 8, 2014

Badge Chaser

A (usually) woman who is only attracted to cops.

Stella only dates cops, she's such a badge chaser.

by Lucina November 10, 2006