Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016

Backwoods Sprinkler

When a girl is giving you a handjob, and she squeezes your balls so hard that you ejaculate non-stop for about 7 seconds.

Girlfriend: "What do you say I give you a Backwoods Sprinkler tonight?"

Boyfriend: "Not again..."

by AA-Ron Jenkins February 3, 2021

Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation

My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends

by Naetharr July 1, 2018

backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.

So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..

by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017

backwoods twister

When a man is getting fucked by another man and the one doing the fucking reaches around and twists the other man's nipples.

"Man I was getting fucked last night and he reached around and gave me a backwoods twister."

by Abqgwm September 3, 2013

backwoods yokel

people from a rural area set in their ways

lets go to Kentucky, where the backwoods yokels will cook ya a squirrel stew and religiously oppress you.

by PrefectDJ December 14, 2015