backwards kid

kid spelled backwards is dik....which sounds like dick..

David is a backwards kid.

by K_wtf August 7, 2006

backwards patrick

Sitting on the toilet while defecating and vomiting into a nearby sink simultaneously after a hillbillies or mc donalds mcBreakfast a.k.a mc pukefest

Aww man, he did a backwards patrick and made a mess of the bog again, why the fuck does he eat that shit when he knows he'll end up wrecking the jax

by helmutderhaas July 13, 2007

Backwards Hannah

To spray faeces out of the anus in such a radial fashion that the entire circumference of the bowl is covered in a fine film of nard. The only logical explanation is that the owner of said faeces mounted the toilet backwards in order to achiever such coverage. Named after a certain girl from Ormond College who absolutely splattered the porcelain after a night on the turps.

There was so many skidmarks on the toilet he must have done a backwards Hannah!

by jkwebb87 December 6, 2006

Backwards Apple

The backwards apple is... oh god... I can't. I can't do this.

I must.

OK, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you can possibly do involving penises and vaginas. There ya go. I can't say any more.

Jesus Christ, Bob!! Stop with the egg thing!! WHAT THE FUCK?

by Brenda April 26, 2005

Backwards fucking

Upon first glance, one might assume that this phrase is the start of a description of some horrible event. For instance, "It's a good thing they got rid of that backwards fucking law that black people had to sit on the back of the bus." But no no, you would be wrong. Backwards fucking is a mythological sex position in which man and woman, both on their hands and knees, fuck backwards by having the man tuck his penis backwards betwixt his ass cheeks. Naturally, this is impossible. Even Peter North would be impressed as a motherfucker. If your friends ever go on a trip and come back with stories of their wild nights backwards fucking models, you should be inclined to look impressed and nod just to hear how much bullshit they spew, but know that it is nonetheless bullshit.

"Hey guys, I was having sex with two hot girls from New York, but they were soooo freaky. They wanted me to face away from them and backwards fuck them both. So I was backwards fucking them both, and they loved it. I am a sex God."

No, Josh Riese (Example name), no you are not.

by JRDidntdothat February 4, 2010

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, I pulled a backwards bear on her last night and i think it broke my dick."

by c-pop June 18, 2008

backwards tortoise

A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.

Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.

by mrsteveo March 24, 2009