backdoor matadore

(noun) one who has anal sex with the grandeur of that of a king, or to be more exact, an anal bullfigher.

Josh isn't no lightweight when it comes to anal sex-- hes a backdoor matadore!

by Wookiestick May 13, 2004

backdoor beauty

an attractive girl or woman who engages in anal sex.

"Hey Jon you see that girl over there?"
"Yea shes hot as hell."
"I wonder if shes a backdoor beauty."

by aka thadeaus April 18, 2006

backdoor lovin'

Anal sex.When the man penetrates the woman's anus.

I fucked Tiffany up the ass.That bitch sure loves backdoor lovin'!!

by bruce shant June 12, 2007

backdoor flapjack

the act of of titty fucking ones buttox covered in hott maple syrup then preceeding to wipe off the syrup and secretions with a pancake and eat

Chris: Hey man, how was your morning? David: It was good, me and macy made like three backdoor flapjacks. Chris: Damn man any leftovers?

by jordayler February 23, 2011

backdoor meat

Taking a cock in the ass.

I'm gonna give her some of that backdoor meat.

by RedStore4 April 30, 2010

backdoor surprise

v./n. inf(!) to unexpectedly penetrate someone's anus; often, of a heterosexual couple engaged in doggy style intercourse, when the male withdraws from the vagina, and hilariously re-inserts into the anus without prior warning.

NOT to be confused with the equally amusing Cadbury Surprise.

Betty: ... but then, as I... as I was about to... come, for some reason he pulled out... and then... *breaks down sobbing* he.. he put it... oh god! *sobs uncontrolably*
Psychiatrist 1: He gave you a BACKDOOR SURPRISE!? What a guy!!!
*hi-fives Psychiatrist 2*
Psychiatrist 2: Man, that is awesome!

by Terry Deary July 21, 2008

backdoor man

Fucking a married woman.

Shake for me girl, i wanna be your backdoor man.

by |Zoso| September 2, 2005